
We'll Be The Judge
The time has come to announce the winner of our "Show Me The Polyester" contest. As the contest progressed we were encouraged by the variety of the ages of those who entered. There were quite a few younger people who seem to have an inborn sense of the beauty (and the Majesty) that is polyester, and whose embrace of it gives the lie to the idea that "you had to have been there".
True, there were many entrants who seem to relegate the wearing of polyester to the wearing of a costume, or re-enacting that time in their lives when they were young and free to act impulsively, and no doubt, still hold a place for hilarity, defiance, loud times and even louder clothes.
But as judges we leaned less toward this re-enactment than toward our love of design, and the conviction that polyester is it's own reward.
And as much as we were entertained, moved, even stimulated by some of the more robust attempts to win our favor with displays of our recordings, or scenes depicting themes from certain songs and album covers, and even ecological messages corresponding to beliefs and convictions known to be held by us - in the end, it is the clothing itself that we look to as a beacon of our belief in humanity's place in the cosmos.
Now…. it is very hard to choose between one beautiful thing and another. We began creating categories we named for the various photos submitted. "Don't Try This At Home", "Stay Where You Are, We'll Come To You", "Downright Beautiful", "Who's Your Daddy?", "The Truly Awful Factor", and "What? These ARE My Clothes", etc., trying to create subcategories of distinction, perhaps hoping to expand the winner's circle. We would have liked to recognize a great many of the contestants as possessing (or being possessed of) a keen sense of style, panache, and of irony, but in the end we had to admit that there can only be one winner. So much of what Polyester is, is not open to debate.

So it is with great pleasure that we declare Ron B. from New Jersey the winner, and invite him and a guest to our show at the Beacon Theater in New York City on September 14th. As we planned to fly the contest winner from where ever they happen to live, and since Ron is from New Jersey, we will fly him and his guest to Portland OR, or Salt Lake City, UT, or San Diego, CA, or Hawaii…. where ever he wants to go… and back!!
There are two runners up, who each win two tickets to a future show of their choosing, and a guitar autographed by us:

David R. - Washington, PA

Carolyn & Julliette F. - Woodstock, NB & Yarmouth, ME
These are the contestants in their catagories, to each of whom we award an honorable mention:
Don't Try This At Home

Therese A. - Huenfeld Rossbach, Germany

Dan K. - Katy, Texas
Downright Beautiful

Christina V. - Hamburg, Germany

Claire T. - Santa Rosa CA
Who's Your Daddy?

Carol L. - Lewiston, New York

Irineo C. - Boston, Mass

Chaz L. - Phoenix, AZ

Jacob A. - Portland, ME
Over The Top

David R. - Sykesville, PA

Tim H. - Portland, OR

Toni G. - Barrington, RI

Greg B. - Atlanta, GA

Quinn K. - Tempe, AZ

Juli & Ashley A. - Overland Park, KS

William B. - Athens, TN

Barbara S. - Burbank, CA

Gerald R. - New Iberia, LA

Danielle O. - Oklahoma City, OK

Nicole D. - Thundersley, Essex, UK

Teddy G. - White Plains, NY

Caitlin G. & Holly G. - Draper, UT

Wanda S. - Lafayette, LA

Minda L. - Nashville, TN

Mark B. - High Point, NC

Cynthia S. - Huntington , N.Y.

Gill W. - London, UK

James L. - Scottsdale, AZ

Joseph H. - San Antonio, TX
Truly Awful

John S. - Austin, TX

Walter A. - Charleston, WV

Peter K. - Van Nuys, CA
Great, Really Great

Debi M. - Bozeman, Montana

Carolanne W. - Monterey, CA

Ellen L. - Winston-Salem, NC

Brenda N. - Butternut, WI

Benton J. - Gulfport, FL

Pauline B. - Saltash, Cornwall, UK

Emily Y. - Boiling Springs, PA

Keri S. - Brownstown, MI

Norma C. - Santa Monica, CA

Steve A. - Niwot, Colorado

Eryn T. - Saanich, BC
What? These ARE My Clothes

Paul Z. - Morrisville, PA

Wavy G. - Berkeley, CA

Dean S. - Valencia, CA
Best Photo

Basia K. - Shokan, NY
All Honorable Mentions will receive certificates (replete with photo, official seal, and signed by us)
We wish to thank each and every one of you who entered the contest. Your participation has been gratifying, reassuring, and inspiring. Thank You!
~ Jackson and David